This is Dark Souls

meladoodle:

BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them

ultimatemk3:

somewhere on tumblr somebody has been typing up a thesis on how this is harmful to their identity

ultimatemk3:

somewhere on tumblr somebody has been typing up a thesis on how this is harmful to their identity

nevifail:

I am that person who will call you “honey” and “babe” and “sweetie” or “sweetheart” or “hun” with no thought to it and I can’t help it. 

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

theatrefetish:

Things girls look for in a boy:
•Day Man
•Fighter of the Night Man
•Champion of the sun
•Master of karate and friendship for everyone

bukkkake:

My Lvl 1 Rattata taking down a Lvl 50 Garchomp in just two moves!

judalsquad:

Stop mistaking harmless ignorance as downright disrespect, not everyone in the goddamn world is educated of the 500000+ different gender identities. You spend 99% of your time sitting on your ass browsing a website built from the ground up on social justice concepts; don’t expect others to be aware of the deep abyss of the gender universe when some people aren’t even aware that gender and sex are two different things.

I hate when people say “women should leave some things to the imagination” like WTF do y’all think women are hiding under their shirt? A baby goat??? The Bridge to Terabithia?? Get the fuck…