el-ammo-bandito:

Story of my life.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=44987914

orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

hbbits:

she wants the d(eadpool movie)

turbovirginbonerlord:

New Avengers v1 #60

shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

snorlaxatives:

methfab:

snorlaxatives:

i want a sugar mama in my life

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not what i had in mind but she will do

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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"Crime’s the disease… meet the cure! Okay, not the cure: more like a topical ointment that reduces swelling and itch." (x)