gotitforcheap:

bonerfart:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

hey gotitforcheap do you remember the time you got 300k+ notes by ruining perfectly good ice cream

I get messages about this nearly every day still 

gotitforcheap:

bonerfart:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

hey gotitforcheap do you remember the time you got 300k+ notes by ruining perfectly good ice cream

I get messages about this nearly every day still 

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
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durbikins:

Get out of my office, Parker! Be sure to get me pictures of Samus!

durbikins:

Get out of my office, Parker! Be sure to get me pictures of Samus!

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO IS THIS GUY YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER

oh my god i cant stop laughing though this guy


gUYS OH MY GOD STOP TEXTING HIM I AM SCARED NOW

jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO IS THIS GUY YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER

imageoh my god i cant stop laughing though this guy

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gUYS OH MY GOD STOP TEXTING HIM I AM SCARED NOW

codeinewarrior:

sirslyyyy:

codeinewarrior:

i feel so whack judging lame people in relationships im so bitter that nerds can be happy

So just because someone doesn’t fit your definition of “cool” they’re not allowed to be in a happy, healthy relationship? Maybe that’s why you’re single.

im single because every sexual partner ive had has died from immense physical trauma due to my gigantic wiener. so maybe take a walk in my shoes before you judge…